Funny Questions

20 questions for actual laughs

1. What is the least impressive thing you are strangely competitive about?
2. If your pet could leave you one brutally honest review, what would it say?
3. Which food would cause the most chaos if it became sentient?
4. What is your most dramatic reaction to a very minor inconvenience?
5. If your life had a useless warning label, what would it say?
6. Which fictional character would be the worst person to share a hotel room with?
7. What is the weirdest lie you believed as a child?
8. If you had to give a TED Talk with no preparation, what topic could you fake best?
9. Which everyday object do you suspect secretly dislikes you?
10. What terrible business idea could you pitch with complete confidence?
11. If your search history became a museum exhibit, what would the plaque say?
12. What is the pettiest hill you are willing to defend forever?
13. Which song would make your worst possible entrance music?
14. If aliens watched your morning routine, what would confuse them most?
15. What nickname would your cooking style deserve?
16. Which harmless rule would you introduce just to annoy everyone slightly?
17. What is your funniest attempt at looking like you knew what you were doing?
18. If your phone could reveal one embarrassing statistic, what would it be?
19. What would you name a boat if dignity were not a factor?
20. Which member of this group would survive longest in a very low-budget spy movie?